Dennis in the Suburbs

Dennis leaves the Big City and heads to the suburbs. This is chronicle of the chaos that ensues.

Dude, suck dicks for charity.

—Dennis

Typical day in the garage.

Typical day in the garage.

Will, how many of your friends have the last name Nguyen? 5? 19? 36? Oh my God, ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NAMED NGUYEN, it’s a name that works for EVERYONE!!!

—Dennis

There are awkward computer dancefloors in your future. They’re a thing.

—Dennis

Dude, please excuse my dope-ass swag.

—Dennis

Siri, I want a divorce!

—Dennis

Got a pretty exciting night ahead. Gonna go to home depot.

—Dennis